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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Underage
  Category:
      F/M, M/M
  Fandom:
      Tokyo_Ghoul
  Relationship:
      Kaneki_Ken/Tsukiyama_Shuu, Kaneki_Ken/Nagachika_Hideyoshi, Kaneki_Ken/
      Eto, Tsukiyama_Shuu/Kirishima_Touka, Fueguchi_Hinami/Kaneki_Ken,
      Nagachika_Hideyoshi/Marty_McFly
  Character:
      Kaneki_Ken, Takatsuki_Sen_|_Eto, Tsukiyama_Shuu, Nagachika_Hideyoshi,
      Yomo_Renji, Arima_Kishou, Kirishima_Touka, Washuu_Yoshitoki, Tsukiyama
      Mirumo, Marty_McFly, Fueguchi_Hinami, Amon_Koutarou, Donnie_Darko, Son
      Goku, Legolas_Greenleaf, Snoopy_(Peanuts), Splat_Tim
  Additional Tags:
      AU, Crack, its_back
  Series:
      Part 2 of My_Immortal
  Stats:
      Published: 2015-08-29 Updated: 2015-11-07 Chapters: 7/? Words: 1912
****** My Immortal the Sequel: Immortality Lost ******
by orphan_account
Summary
     Ento screamed in agony, I could see the fear and terror in her
     eyes…..it was so sexy that I couldn't bear to watch her scream in
     pain….i only wanted her to be screaming my name when she is pressed
     sexily against me while we do it.
     As I let go of my hold I said "why the fuck am I on the good side..?"
Notes
     trigger warning 4 homophobia...in the First Chapter
     i have npo idea whats goiug on
***** What_Have_You_Done_Now *****
“Save us Kaenki!” Armin cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi
friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Shuu but I knew
I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.
 
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Ento screamed in agony, I could see the fear and terror in her eyes…..it was so
sexy that I couldn't bear to watch her scream in pain….i only wanted her to be
screaming my name when she is pressed sexily against me while we do it.
As I let go of my hold I said "why the fuck am I on the good side..?" Shung and
Arrima stared at me, Yomo had an evily sexy smirk on his face…..he looked so
hot (A/N: ;D)
"What do you mean Kakeni? Don't you love me anymore? Is this because I cry like
a little spoild brat?"Shoe said as he locked at me wif his red eyes (he had a
sever case of pink eye cus he sucked a lot of cock) they were filling up with
tears of blood that where ready to explode down his face
I looked at him sexily "because whenever I watch horror movies I root for the
killer, in dracular I want him to rip off his shiort and cut off van helsanings
head, I love thje darkness and loath the light you gay faggh" my logic was
undenighabble.
"you mother fucking dick Kannki!111" he shouted at me while tears of blood ran
down his face
"yeh…" I nodded "..kinda am cus touka is actually your mother and I've been
screwing her on the side!111" I shooted back angrrrily
Every one turned to face touka in shock, she was wearing tight black leather
pants, a low cut and see through black l;acey top so you could see her black
leather bra.
"I'm sorry you had to find out this way…but it's true.." she said in a deeply
saddened, yet sexy voice.
"but how?" shuu questioned as he was in shock
"I'm a timtravelar, I tavlewif either v mortymcfliay or the doctor." She said
confusingly sexy
"butt…..buttt….but I fucked you!111" shuu said surprised by his promisqueity
"but you never told me this ellenore." yomo said in disbelief….ellenorore
looked at yomo, then turned to yoshitankands Mirumo who where quietly making
out in the corner. Then Mirump turned to her
"so that would explain why you look fimilure" Mirumo said as he stood up,
walked ovr to ellanore and pulled her into the coner and all 3 of them make
out.
"what the fuck are you doing!111"shooted….HINAMI!1111111111111111
"don'typoumeenwhoo the fuck am I doing? Hopefully u l8r 2nite." I saids in a
sexy goffic voice
"only if u wear that unbelieveablysexxyy vampirrie out fit" she said
seductively as she gentaly brushed my urm up nd down, it mad the left side of
my pale white body go all tingly
Just then unravel recorder version rang out….it was gholusfone.
"just fucking answer it!111" I yield at hgim sexily
"fine…" he said aggresivly "it's a txt from-"
***** Chapter 2 *****
Chapter Notes
     this one isnt by the original author so its not as Good but i had no
     other ideas and i i fuckign love this au its insane
"just fucking answer it!111" I yield at hgim sexily
"fine…" he said aggresivly "it's a txt from facebook" ghoul said happily
"really? Status or comment" I asked intreged
"lol…it's etxo. She wants to know if I can join you two for drinks l8r to talk
about how to dispose of a rubbish fanfic called 'my immortal'he thinks thjat we
should wipe it from existence." He told me sexily.
"what time? Is six alright for you?" I asked
"sorry…I have a date with ampkin…s3vin?" he replied
"thatwoun't give me much time to get ready after fucking shuu….make it 7:30?" I
told him
"ok" he typed into his phone, "done"
"so where wer we again?" I asked "oh, yes…now I remember." I waved my yoi-
knowhat and then my vibrateing dildo came in through the window, I quickly
hopped on and casted a spell to create a dragon.
***** Chapter 3 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
"Her's my going away present!" I shooted at Kankei as I left the skull (geddit?
Cos I shuld b ded?). I wold rely miss those guys when I want to China. I hoped
Sparky (I namd hum dat cuz hes can breeth fir) culd chiir dose lozers up win I
waz sexily gone.
I flu of to sea wuu I culd hav the sexi tim with wile Snoopy gut reedy fur hour
meitning with Emmito. I begun to thunk aboot how I gut rapper up in this
stoopad relity tv shuw aneeway. Jus den, I erd a cry frum behind me. It
was…LEGOLAZ!
"Peekokeni!" he shooted cleer into da ayr, "I'b been lurking for you
ebveywherre!"
"You'b been lukking fo me?". I frowned, "Why wereyou looking fowee me?"
"becuz….." he sed 'Im in luv with you! Ur soooo sexy and gotyhijk! I went you
dfrur me!"
I luked at him in a shooked way.
"I-I nvr new ou loved me Darko?" I questioned quiziczlly.
"Plz," he saed, "Cal me Donny."
He wuz 6ft 5 wit lung perple har and a buw and arror on his back. He waz lyk a
god, 'cept I'm gottik, so I hate god. He wuaz a DEEMU0N!
"Ok," I blushd, "I love you too"
He smilled.
"That's good to know," he said as he floo away on his magic cloud. I sighed.
Goku waz sooooo hott!
I soon relized that I was nut gin to fing anyone to have the sexi thing with
(unlezz it was with centaur, but that's onli OK on tusdays, you sikk
pervert!),, so I headed pver to the Dripping Seaman(the new bar in Tomoween
since the Vennue burnt down from an amp setting alight. R.I.P. MCR) and weighed
for the Phantom to arrive.
Minutes la8r, he burst through the door wearing his sexy half-mask (which
covred up his deformity he gut when his pink eye got more infected with a
mgical STD).
"Kemminki!" he shooted, "Morty mcFlie is dead!"
Chapter End Notes
     RIP MORTY MCFLI ))))))):
***** Splat Tim Does It! *****
Chapter Summary
     Splat tim did it
"WAT?1" I shouted, knuckling over a chair as I stud.
"It's ture!" he cried, "He got stuck in splat tim, and when he tried to get
out, SPLAT TIM SWALLOWED HIM WHOLE!11!"
"NOOOOOOO!1!" I yielded, "He was my only farther!"
I fell to the ground and cried. It made me nauticous because I was crying out
all my blood. I cried sum moar.
:suddenly, Ghyuol walkid in an swa me on da floor." KANEKI! He shooted, "Whyr u
crying?"
I luked up at him with depression filde eyes.
"Becos I'm always cring you!" I WA S SO sad thad no 1 understood me. Ghou
looked at Ettoto and asced, "Satyr! Wat is rong wit kakakebni?1"
"Heis having a metal breakdance becos splat tim keeled his farther"
"HE'S having a mental breakdown?1!1!" he creamed?
Mortitia wouldhave wanted you to neove on sad etix.
"ok' I said. I stuud up off the ground and hided my emoticons for luther. I
coud cri when thy buk of my immurtle waz ded. I turnd to Etot. yom wolked in.
"wut is it you wnted tuh tolk aboot wit us?" I asxed, shreksily.
Etot lodded.
"I wanhed to talk 2 u about somefang (geddit? Cos im a tigger?)" she talked, "I
discovered risentlie a bok that iz conTROLLing out grimer gudness. It iz
culled… … ….. … …"
"SOMGZ!111!" WE ALL SHOOTED.
"are you being serious?1 THE mistery book of BRAYL is coursing us to not speak
in an understandbl way for oder pplez?" fasked yom?
"NO YOU FORGETTIBLE ROBES!" screamed tommy r. "I'm trying tu bild the suzpenx!
Simpletoms!"
"then wut iz de book called, Zorro?"
"It's called….. …. …."
"-"
"SHUTTHEFUCKUPKAKENNI! …MY IMMYTOL!1111!"
I cryd.
***** Chapter 5 *****
Chapter Notes
     i want to die
I cudnt belive it. Emo had told mi 2 shurp ut. Nobbony carred about how i filt,
evry1 just wunted too youse my thingy to keep thur thungy warm. I got up. And
screamed.
"U FuKERS! HOW DARER YOU USE ME LIIKE A JUMPER! I HAT JUMPETS! IMMLeffing!1"
I rnu out of the Drooping Semen, and fluft into the nite.
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Menwhile, at the Sezul Innuundo:
"WUT waz dat abut?1' cried shinbone. "hez actin lyk a pentagram (geddit?
Because I'm too non-Christian to say FUCKING 'CROSS')) betwin himself and an
evn sh1tterri vurxion of imsulf'./
"Imbecile." Said Yam. "We have more important things to do than chase after
silly boys. We must find this book."
"OMGRSZ!11" scremed Eeeto!
"WHUT?" Crayed UKelelelelee?
"YORAMSPOKEUNGLUSH!111111!" Spryed SPLAT TIM!
"SPALT TIIIIMMMMMMM!" evurponii iced. "WHURD U CUM FRUM?"
"I Jus puuked up a fli i swallowed in the boothrum." he said nongallantly, us
iif ut exploded y he wuz dere.
"AWESsum!"go teelll
diabola cowed. 'Lez go teelll armpit abut Mii Immortalia."
So dey all cum and withered.
***** 666 *****
I wun to the libraby to fing out wear mY Emortal wuz being hiddehn bu the
daleks. but wunse i wus dere, i gutted so ditsy and nauticus. i had to leaf.
wut wuz happenstance? to me? i cudnt go nere anuy bukz anymoore! wut wua dere
fucknign problum?1 wut hud i evar dun to them. stopid pajus. i cum 2 mi ruum
insted' and praytunded 2 suckd morr blud frum mai amoon doll!
i crud.
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ARimormirrmia pac3d his of7ic3 fl00r. s0meth1ng had started happening to h1m
the m0ment grimwaldo and h1s eval min10n5 had br0ught back the n3ws of Hal0
P0rtal, 0r whut3v3r it was called. His m1nd had cleared, and he r3alised
Kaneker has sh1tty taste in 3verything, espedscully clothes. He kept w3aring
his black goth cloves though, b3cuz he st1ll thought little whiny bitches werre
goth. His mind would sometimes clear so much, that he even began to remember
the old life, and how non-shitastic eveything was before Ken C'ntnes
demenziehmers... wutevar. 1t no matter. he juss wunted cheez3 pizza,v sew he
culled his sev3nt boy Solid Snack, and made h1m act lyk a pizza, c0s he wus
int0 thut k1nky whooping sh1tt neeway.
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*** Meanwhile, in FairyLand***
Oberon awoke to an ass-itch. He blamed Puck, rolled over, and went back to
sleep.
...ON MY IMMORTAL!1...
Jks, Oberon isn't stupid, just a sexually unfufilling partner to his gorgeous
wife.
...OMG WAIT!...
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Shone brooke unto kenali's room.
"Kameki!" he cryd, "Um gong 2 sex this g1rl calld Asstoria, su fck u. BYE!"
shhoue wait! he cryd "y r u leeving me?"
shoe shrugged, 'felt rite nd shis nut a totl bitch. GUTH AWAY!"
Kastoner fell duwn. he didn no wut 2 du. y wuz evry1 lebbin him? he wuz so
sexily!11
***** Chapter 7 *****
I wok up with moiysst cheekys, wuz i cryin in mein schlafen? Den suddenly....
Morty McFli appread out of a tim portle!!!!!111
"Oh my Satan!" i gosped. I thout splat tim had sawlowd him hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sudenly ghoul bust into my room. "KAKENI!" he scream. Dthne he saw morty
mcflie. "Oh my satan!" he gosped. The suddnely.... He jumped on morty and
started doin it with him!!!!!!1111
I started cringing. Goul how could you! I screamed. "i thouhgt u were emey
beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"no kakeni." gohhul said lookign up.'i lied.........................its morty"
"lol hi" morty said then moaned as his hole got filled up with goulds you know
what
Toka then got up. "What the fuk?" she sed when she saw the screwing on the
flor.
i shruggled. 
Den
sudenyl......................................................................................................YOM
AND AMON ENTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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